Nuthin' Muffin (a single pan breakfast treat)

If you would break your morning fast

with little fuss but fond delight,

but dread those messy pots that last

somehow unto the fading light.

Here is a tip of home prepare

that needs only a single pan

heated slow after coffee's share,

that can be wiped by child's han'.

First peel cold some eggs boiled hard

and slice with ancient wired tool.

Eight rounds you get and shells discard.

Then fetch the meat from chamber cool.

Freezed at castle and store secured,

slice of ham, or bacon chopped

or sausage brown, early prepared.

Lay out some cheese slice or shaved.

Small French bread you will need,

or muffin sliced the English way.

Drop in the pan; cover with meat.

Hide with lid less splatter betray.

When thaw is done and toast is brown,

top with select egg slices four

and bits of cheese of flavor known.

Cover again 'till all melted sure.

Then eat your two with relished pride

and let your crew fix up there own.

For even knight on bleary side

can safely cook and wolf it down.

          Kinjal of Moravia